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New* A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory
A day without sunshine is, like, night!
Ahhh...I see the screw up fairy has visited us again.
A love gift should come your heart, not you wallet!
Always remember your unique...just like everyone else.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Angels have PMS too.
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog! -Dorothy
A women without a man, is like a fish...without a bicycle!
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Beam me up Merlin!
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away...and barefoot!
Boldly going nowhere!
Bondage is knot for everyone.
Borrow money only from pessimists...they don't expect it back
Buckle Up!!! It makes it harder for aliens to suck you out of your car
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CAUTION: Never drive faster than your angel can fly
Chaos, panic, and disorder...my work is done here!
Christianity has Pagan DNA!!!
Cleverly disguised as a clever adult
Conserve water...shower with a friend
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Don't believe everything you think
Doctors make me sick
Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
Don't follow me, I'm following my bliss.
Don't drink and drive, you may hit a bump and spill your drink
Don't make me get VOODOO on your ass
Don't Panic!!!
Don't steal, the government hates competition.
Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa
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Earth first! We'll strip mine the other planets later.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway
Errors have been made, others will be blamed
Eve was framed
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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New* Families are like fudge...mostly sweet with a few nuts.
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God is coming and she is pissed!
Grow your own dope, plant a man!
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Harm none, do what ye will.
Having abandoned my search for truth. I am now looking for a good fantasy.
How about never? Is never good for you?
New* He whos laughs last, thinks slowest.
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I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried!
If only closed minds, came with closed mouths
If the world didn't suck...we'd fall off!
I'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now!
I've run out of sick days, so I'm calling in dead
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke
I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way
New* I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to do!
New* I'm not tense...just terribly, terribly alert!
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New* Jesus is coming. Quick, look busy!
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New* Keep the earth clean, it's not Uranus!
New* Keep honking while I reload
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Last time we mixed politics with religion...people got burned at the stake
New* Love your enemies...it gets them really confused.
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New* Mary had a little lamb...but I ate it
New* Minds are like parachutes...they only work when open.
New* My mind wandered, and never came back
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New* 667...Neighbor of the beast!
New* Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!
New* No, I did not sell my soul to Satan. But we did work out a rent to own deal...
New* No one listens. Until you make a mistake.
New* No matter where you go....there you are.
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Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
New* Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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New* Religion: For people afreaid of going to hell. Spirituality: For people who have already been there!
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Saw it.....wanted it......had a fit......got it!
New* Santa is jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
New* SMILE...if your not wearing underwear!
New* So many pedestrians, so little time.
New* Support your local undertaker...drop dead!
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Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap, you choose!
New* The more people I meet the more I like my dog.
New* Things haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister...
New* This would be really funny, if it weren't happening to me!
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Vampires Suck
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Well, this day was a total waste of makeup!
Where there is a will...i want to be in it!
Who me? I just wander from room to room
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?!
Why take life so seriously? It isn't permanent.
New* Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear!
New* Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister!
New* WWSD? What Would Scooby Doo?
New* When in doubt...Shut up!
New* Witches Parking Only: All others will be toad!
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Your child may be an honor student but your still stupid
Your village called...their idiot is missing
New* Yes, I'm lost. Whats your excuse?
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